Night Crumbs

September 13, 2013 / Posted by:

There was a Mermaids reunion at the Marc Jacobs show! Parker Posey filled in for Cher, or Bob Hoskins, take your pick – Lainey Gossip

This is what Selena Gomez did every time she wanted Justin Bieber to run away from her screaming and crying in terrified horror – The Superficial

FATTIES! All of them! – The Berry

Alicia Keys‘ shadow looks like a plate full of a chicken drumstick and a meaty leg – Drunken Stepfather

Kit Harington looks sad, tired, wet and hot in Wonderland Magazine – Celebitchy

ScarJo looks like pistachio ice cream – Hollywood Tuna

Jakey Gyllenhaal says that what turns him on most is “tits and ass,” to which John Travolta screamed, “I’ve got all of that!” – Towleroad

Somebody actually wanted to interview Brody Jenner….about Kim Kardashian’s pregnant body – IDLYITW

Lam Lam was charged with DUI – Reality Tea

Reading “bloody diarrhea” and “free burritos” in the same sentence is giving me bloody diarrhea of the eyes – Gawker

Speaking of bloody diarrhea of the eyes… – ICYDK

Maria Menounos hugged Hugh JackMeOff and surprisingly his python-swallowing-a-goat arms didn’t crush her into dust – Popoholic

I still want to marry this picture even if Elmo looks cracked out as fuck – Pajiba

Panty Creamer of the Day: This country star I’ve never heard of – OMG Blog

Kanye West has been charged for going Kanye West on a pap – HuffPo

Julianne Moore’s going to be in The Hunger Games: Mockingjay (and I always read that as “Mocking Gay” which I wish was my AOL screen name 15 years ago) – Popsugar

Jessica Biel is Jessica Timberlake now – Just Jared

Robert Downey Jr. continues to butt burp out rivers of money – Moe Jackson

A check is a check: Robin Williams edition – I’m Not Obsessed

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