Demi Moore Is Doing Her Ex-Boyfriend’s Dad

The cubs are all howling with sadness today, because Demi Moore has pressed paused on her cougar ways and is hopping on some seasoned peen instead. Demi was rubbing her cougar crotch all over the Pink Taco dude, Harry Morton, early this year and then she got bored with his ass and traded him in for that Australian piece who has a pearl shoved in his dick. But I guess she got sick of chipping her toof on that pearl dick all the time, because she’s moved on from that dude.

E! News says that 50-year-old Demi has gone back to the Morton family and now she’s humping on Harry’s 66-year-old  father Peter Morton. Bitch has gone from collecting boy toys to being the toy. Some source says that Demi and Peter, who shits out money every second, are really into each other and he’s already met her daughters. That’s all the source said. She’s doing multi-millionaire Peter Morton and he’s met her daughters.

You know, the twat wants what the twat wants. Sometimes it wants the son, sometimes it wants the father. If Pepaw Morton is still alive, then he better get ready, because he’s next. Bitch is humping her way through all the branches on the Morton family tree. Smack it up, flip it, rub it down, Demi!