Afternoon Crumbs
Goopy Paltrow is still at war with Vanity Fair and telling her high-powered Hollywood friends not to work with them. This has to be the whitest and most pretentious war ever. – Lainey Gossip
Wentworth Miller eventually learned that embracing your love for dick is so much better than offing yourself – Celebitchy
Baby Jesus still exists!!!! – The Berry
James Franco wishes he was gay, because he’d probably get so much more pleasure out of sucking all those dicks – Towleroad
Russell Brand got kicked out of the GQ Awards for making a Nazi joke about Hugo Boss – The Superficial
Brit Brit’s in a bikini and only looks 98.5% awkward – Drunken Stepfather
I’ll tell JoJo what my cousin said to me after I showed up to her house with jacked up hair, “You’re so brave for leaving your house looking like that.” – Hollywood Tuna
Prostitution Whore-ah loves Gorilla Head – Hollywood Tuna
Miley Cyrus should really take twerking lessons from the little person in those Reynolds Wrap pants – IDLYITW
Dennis Quaid isn’t getting a divorce anymore – ICYDK
I love that Ja’mie King is back, it’s so random – OMG Blog
Jessica Biel’s purse looks like this Mary Kay cosmetics bag that my tia used to have and yes, my tia worked it better – Popoholic
Tina Fey’s going to host the season premiere of SNL – HuffPo
Mooses and lessons about potty training? This is Justin Bieber’s favorite book and I bet he doesn’t even know it – Tosh.0
I don’t know if I should admit this, but seeing Weird Al without facial hair is doing things to me – Pajiba
Josh Brolin could’ve been Batman – I’m Not Obsessed
THIS IS THE LOOK: Gym shorts dresses for dudes – Jezebel
St. Angie got a new tattoo – Popsugar
Can’t Robin Thicke blow our minds for once by giving us a picture of him fully naked while surrounded by a bunch of clothed chicks? – Just Jared