Afternoon Crumbs

September 9, 2013 / Posted by:

Goopy Paltrow is still at war with Vanity Fair and telling her high-powered Hollywood friends not to work with them. This has to be the whitest and most pretentious war ever.   – Lainey Gossip 

Wentworth Miller eventually learned that embracing your love for dick is so much better than offing yourself – Celebitchy

Baby Jesus still exists!!!! – The Berry 

James Franco wishes he was gay, because he’d probably get so much more pleasure out of sucking all those dicks – Towleroad

Russell Brand got kicked out of the GQ Awards for making a Nazi joke about Hugo Boss – The Superficial 

Brit Brit’s in a bikini and only looks 98.5% awkward – Drunken Stepfather

I’ll tell JoJo what my cousin said to me after I showed up to her house with jacked up hair, “You’re so brave for leaving your house looking like that.” – Hollywood Tuna 

Prostitution Whore-ah loves Gorilla HeadHollywood Tuna

Miley Cyrus should really take twerking lessons from the little person in those Reynolds Wrap pants – IDLYITW

Dennis Quaid isn’t getting a divorce anymore – ICYDK

I love that Ja’mie King is back, it’s so random – OMG Blog

Jessica Biel’s purse looks like this Mary Kay cosmetics bag that my tia used to have and yes, my tia worked it better – Popoholic

Tina Fey’s going to host the season premiere of SNLHuffPo

Mooses and lessons about potty training? This is Justin Bieber’s favorite book and I bet he doesn’t even know it – Tosh.0

I don’t know if I should admit this, but seeing Weird Al without facial hair is doing things to me – Pajiba

Josh Brolin could’ve been BatmanI’m Not Obsessed

THIS IS THE LOOK: Gym shorts dresses for dudes – Jezebel

St. Angie got a new tattoo – Popsugar

Can’t Robin Thicke blow our minds for once by giving us a picture of him fully naked while surrounded by a bunch of clothed chicks? – Just Jared

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