Afternoon Crumbs

September 5, 2013 / Posted by:

Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady let Architectural Digest into the charming, little 22,000 square foot cottage that took them 3 years and cost them $20 million to build. It’s got a damn moat, but sadly for Tom Brady, it doesn’t have a water slide and we all know how much Tom Brady’s b-hole puckers for water slides – Lainey Gossip 

Dave Chappelle hates Hartford, CT in a “I want North Korea to blow that bitch up” kind of way – The Superficial

Dakota Johnson is already getting ready for her Fifty Shades of Grey role – Drunken Stepfather

Everybody hates Pimp Mama KrisCelebitchy

Yahoo!’s new logo does have a “I can’t believe I have to work on the weekend” feel to it – Towleroad

Are we sure Alexis Bellino’s kids didn’t get sick after seeing their dad’s jeans and white belt? – Reality Tea

The straps on Brittny Gastineau’s elegant bikini top are screaming in pain while trying to hold up her Tupperware titty bowls – Hollywood Tuna

If Alec Baldwin’s talk show is anything like his Twitter page, then he’ll have a hissy fit after calling his guest a “toxic queen,” dramatically quit and then come back the next day and pretend like nothing ever happened  – ICYDK

Hilary Swank presented Michael Kors with a really ugly award – The Berry 

Can’t Kunty Karl take a nap in the attic without some 10-year-old boy bothering him? – OMG Blog

St. Angie is getting another Oscar for being a saint – HuffPo

Miley Cyrus continues to blow bitches away with her badass badassness – The Frisky

Even Minka Kelly’s dog looks bored by her ass – Popoholic

The top of Naomi Watts’ dress looks like two tank tops bro hugging – Popsugar

Matt Boner didn’t die from laughing when he was asked how he feels about the Fifty Shades of Grey fans petitioning to make him the new Christian Grey – Just Jared

Speaking of fan petitions, I know everyone was running to sign a petition to get Vin Diesel to replace Ben Affleck as the new Batman, but save yourself some time, because he’s not into it – I’m Not Obsessed

Tom Hiddleston plays hard to get and doesn’t give up his cookie too easily – Videogum

That Chanel purse is ugly but at least it’s keeping Miley Cyrus’ tongue in her mouth – Celebslam

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