True Blood Is Ending Next Year After 7 Seasons

September 3, 2013 / Posted by:

The president of programming at HBO made coochies and b-holes frown today by saying that True Blood will have its series finale next summer. True Blood’s 7th season will be its last and that means they only have 10 episodes to show us as much vampire, wolf and fairy dick as possible.

“True Blood has been nothing short of a defining show for HBO. Together with its legions of fans, it will be hard to say goodbye to the residents of Bon Temps, but I look forward to what promises to be a fantastic final chapter of this incredible show.”

Some are screaming THANK LILITH, because they think True Blood should’ve died with that hot bitch Maryann, but I’m sad to see it go. Mostly because during the 6th season finale, they gave us a shot of Eric’s flaming vampire viking dick and I was really hoping for many, many more seasons of his flaming vampire viking dick. Eric’s flaming vampire viking dick should totally get a spin-off.

(Pic via CampBlood)

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