Evening Crumbs

September 3, 2013 / Posted by:

Kate Upton is on the cover of  Vanity Fair and she’s been named Model of the Year. Bitch only got that title after Phoebe Price turned it down – ICYDK

Tom Hardy’s haircut is giving me subtle shades of a Nazi haircut, but yes, I still would – Lainey Gossip

Either Courtney Stodden’s nipples made an appearance on Celebrity Big Brother or she’s carrying two unripened honey dew melons in that towel – (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Kanye West pulled a JLoCelebitchy

These are all gym WINS if you ask me – The Berry

Olivia Wilde shows us the right way to wear a tuxedo – Hollywood Tuna

Alain Delon can shut all the way up, because everything is natural about getting picked up by a dude – Towleroad

Here’s the trailer for that movie where ScarJo plays a man-eating alien (and no, it’s not a John Travolta biopic) – OMG Blog

Chupa Zoe finally admits that she’s eating for one again – Reality Tea

And now Tim Tebow can finally focus on his true calling: gay porn – The Superficial

Three Styrofoam cups full of room-temperature tap water would be better American Idol judges than JLo, Keith Urban and Harry Connick Jr.HuffPo

The producers of Neighbors really know that the best way to sell their movie is to show Zac Efron’s hairy nips as much as possible – Just Jared

Jennifer Love Hewitt’s maternity skirt is a work of fugness – Popoholic

Miley Cyrus, is that you? – IDLYITW

Three members of the Brangelina child army spent their Labor Day in Santa Barbara – Popsugar

What in the Hell kind of GD outfit is Emma Watson wearing? – Moe Jackson

Like Simon Cowell’s spawn is really going to be caught in anything that doesn’t have a deep V – SOW

So what PETA is trying to tell us is that The Situation’s mom only ate chicken wings while she was knocked up with him – Crunk + Disorderly

Let’s be honest, Melanie Griffith (or Don Johnson in a brown wig) should played Anastasia Steele – I’m Not Obsessed

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