Night Crumbs

August 30, 2013 / Posted by:

What in Moe Howard HELL did Alicia Keys do to her hair? – Just Jared

Armie Hammer and the feminist wife he respects too much to have rough sex with walk through LAX together – Lainey Gossip

Happy Shirtless Friday on this Labor Day Weekend! On a related note, fapping doesn’t count as labor, right? – The Berry

Let’s see, you can donate your hard-earned money to The Dian Fossey Gorilla Fund International or you can donate it to keep two grifting chimps out of prison – Celebitchy

1980s James Bond might be Alfred in the Superman vs. Batman movie – The Superficial

Jake Gyllenhaal is on the cover of GQ Style Germany looking like a tortured Russian poet who screams at invisible demons and drinks turpentine out of a dirty glass – Towleroad

And now for something from the department of gross, Vicki from The Real Housewives of Orange County is still dickmatized – Reality Tea

This is LeAnn Rimes, Brandi Glanville and Eddie Cibrian every time they run into each other – Drunken Stepfather

Even Miley Cyrus’ ass cheeks look embarrassed about its twerking skills – Hollywood Tuna

BREAKING: Suri Cruise broke her arm. Bring on the bedazzled arm slings! – ICYDK

This is probably the most exciting thing that has happened to tennis in years – Daily Picks and Flicks

Emmanuelle Chriqui’s in a bikini – Popoholic

Zack Snyder cast Ben Affleck as Batman so he’s obviously crazy in the brains enough to cast Justin Timberlake as The Joker – Pajiba

Halle Berry’s still got a baby growing in her womb – Popsugar

One of the One Direction twink might’ve dropped saliva on the VMAs red carpet so this is going to sell for the price of a few tweenage internal organs – Videogum

If Bill Murray didn’t get plowed by Matt Damon backstage, then he totally did not commit to the part – SOW

LeBron James’ small toe is trying to divorce his foot – Moe Jackson

And there’s the Fiona Apple I know and love – Stereogum

“I have 3 minutes left and then I’m going to the bank” is my favorite line of the day and it’s courtesy of Dave ChappelleHuffPo

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