Afternoon Crumbs

August 27, 2013 / Posted by:

Lady Gaga’s getting her outfits from the 90s section in the Frederick’s of Hollywood archive closet now- Drunken Stepfather

Duchess Kate went to the grocery store just five weeks after giving birth to the future King of England and if she’s a ~real~ new mother then I bet she stocked up on vodka, Red Bull, cigarettes and Tylenol – Lainey Gossip

The Difficult Brown is already failing at being a Blood, because everyone who saw Colors knows that Bloods wear red! – The Superficial

Jon Gosselin must have some serious equipment in his tree house apartment in the woods if he’s hacking and wiretapping Kate Gosselin’s phones – Celebitchy

The inside of Pat Robertson’s head is just an endless loop of the Twilight Zone swirl – Towleroad

One of my tias bought my abuelita some black floral bedspread from JcPenney for her birthday one year and she hated it. I’ve always wondered what became of it and now I know that it was used to make Selena Gomez’s dress – Hollywood Tuna

This news will shock you so much that your hairline will jump 5 inches forward: the Giudices can’t afford to pay their bills – Reality Tea

Oh, Japan – Daily Picks and Flicks

REJOICE! Tina Fey and Amy Poehler may host the Golden Globes again – The Berry

Jamie Chung (aka forever Jamie from The Real World: San Diego to me) and Brian Greenberg are doing it – ICYDK

Some mega nerd already out nerd-ed all of the nerds by making a Man of Steel 2 trailer – IDLYITW

Lily Collins is wearing the dress version of Cher’s old Gothic catalog from the 90s – Popoholic

When you see a roach in the bathroom before an orgy at Corey Feldman’s house, you should take that as a sign – HuffPo

Michael Buble’s newborn baby has already made his Instagram debut – Just Jared

Your average fart lasts about 1 second and ‘N Sync were on stage at the VMAs for around 30 milliseconds, so I don’t think Joey Fatone was up there long enough to push out a fart – Jezebel

The look on the chick in the straw hat’s face is saying everything that needs to be said about Katie Holmes’ look –Popsugar

How to stop anyone from crying. Well anyone but Claire Danes. No one can stop her from crying – Videogum

The Dallas Buyers Club trailer is here – I’m Not Obsessed

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