Afternoon Crumbs

August 26, 2013 / Posted by:

Thanks to this tasteful and delicate rose tattoo, Cheryl Cole has taken the title of England’s Finest Rose away from Jodie Marsh. Nothing is classier than shitting out of a rose garden tattoo – IDLYITW

It was nice of Will Smith to let his kids borrow some of his old Fresh Prince of Bel Air outfits for the VMAs – Lainey Gossip

Taylor Swift poses with her ex-piece, her rumored piece and a piece who is killing me with Blue Steel – The Berry

Things I do not want to see Gene Simmons’ tongue on: Backdoor Farrah’s crotch – Drunken Stepfather

Catherine Zeta-Jones and Michael Douglas might be getting a divorce – Celebitchy

The Real Seat Fillers of the VMAs – Reality Tea

Sorry, Vanessa Hudgens, but even though you did yourself up like a third-rate Yellow Pages Lisa Bonet impersonator, the young dude in the glasses behind you stole this shot – Hollywood Tuna

Madge’s gold dentures are here to stay, thankyouverymuch – Towleroad

I was a little disappointed that Katy Perry didn’t shoot anything out of her tits during her performance – The Superficial

FOUND! The inspiration for Miley’s look – Tosh.0

MiserAlba went to the grocery store, but I’m sure you’ve already read about this on CNN (I’m not joking) – Popoholic

Sugar mama lets gold digger know that she’s got all the sugar – ICYDK

This is who should’ve opened the VMAs last night – Jezebel

Here’s the white people who will be on SNL next season – Pajiba

The King of the Home Wreckers and the Queen of the Gold Diggers are still in St. Tropez – Popsugar

Somebody bought Vin Diesel a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame – Just Jared

Miss Ellie’s ashes are rolling in their urn over this comparison – SOW

How does Brit Brit always manage to look like she just glided off of a runway at a couture show in Paris? – I’m Not Obsessed

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