Afternoon Crumbs

There’s a blind item about a diva who went deaf from the loud music at SoulCycle and Lainey and others think it’s about Mimi. Yes, Mimi is partially deaf since she only listens to what she to say, but she doesn’t do exercise and she sure as hell doesn’t do public exercise. She has people do exercise for her.  – Lainey Gossip

And how long before Beyonce steals the whole concept of Cinderonce and claims it as her own? – Towleroad

It says a lot when James Franco’s art reality show makes me miss Gallery Girls – Celebitchy

Sydney Leathers’ bareback porn partner recently did a bareback scene with the porn star who tested positive for HIV. Errr, I don’t think that was the “Welcome to Porn!” Sydney Leathers was expecting  – The Superficial

There’s so many watermarks and patterns on Demi Lovato’s leaked naked pictures that it looks like her next album cover. It probably is. – Drunken Stepfather

Lucifer’s dick tip has an icicle hanging off of it, because a Real Housewife is moving out of her house and it isn’t due to the bank taking it from her – Reality Tea

Here’s Kate Beckinsale in a bikini – Popoholic

Brandy is really living the dream  – ICYDK

Adam Levine’s tiger tattoo looks like it’s cleaning its asshole – The Berry

I don’t think Krissi has any strip scenes in the Dark Places book, but now that Christina Hendricks is playing her in the movie, she’ll have at least 90 minutes of strip scenes – IDLYITW

Isn’t this what everyone’s reaction to Mt. ASkars is? – HuffPo

The hell is going on with Anna Kendrick’s hair? – Moe Jackson

If you’ve been wishing for pictures of Anne Hathaway’s camel toe, you can finally say, “….it came true….”  – Hollywood Tuna

Natalie Dormer is going to be Cressida in the Hunger Games: Mockingjay movies – Just Jared

The CGI Ab Award goes to… – Pajiba

That’s funny, my mom puts the exact same sign in the guest bathroom when I come to visit – Dangerous Minds

It’s so nice to know that we’re STILL living in a world where Suri Cruise’s feet barely touch the ground – Popsugar

Does Carlos Mencia have an alibi? – The Frisky

Benzino’s dick pic belongs on Lurid Digs – Crunk + Disorderly

Posh wants an empire – I’m Not Obsessed