Afternoon Crumbs

August 21, 2013 / Posted by:

Charlie Hunnam might play Christian Grey in Fifty Shades of Shit, but at this point I think the producers are considering any actor type who has many abs as IMBD credits. That being said, I approve of this as long as the movie is nothing but 90 minutes of a greased-up Charlie Hunnam hitting himself with a whip – Lainey Gossip

Moms wouldn’t let their six-year-olds listen to Macklemore if he was black, so says Macklemore – Celebitchy

In the battle of the meth wars between Lindsay Lohan’s face and Breaking Bad, Breaking Bad won – The Superficial

This gay reporter is serving up some “I’M MAD AS HELL!” shit on a Kremlin-owned network and I’m all for it – Towleroad

And now let’s move from some inspiring gay activism to a clip of Sydney Leathers rubbing her leather crotch wallet – (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

But what’s really surprising is that anal tightening gel and a double-sided dildo are nowhere on Backdoor Farrah’s Amazon wish list – Reality Tea

One of those twinks from One Direction got engaged to a girl – Jezebel

But why NOT? – The Berry

I’m assuming that Elin Nordegren is holding a cup of liquefied diamonds and Tiger’s tears – Popoholic

YAAAAASSSS! The world has been spared from Natalie Portman’s Lady Macbeth – ICYDK

Those unicorn slippers are the hottest thing Miley Cyrus has worn in a long time – Hollywood Tuna

Billboard drags Lady CaCa for committing more acts of desperate shamelessness – HuffPo

From the Department of DUH: Kim Kardashian injects even more fat into her fat ass – IDLYITW

Presenting The Beastie Ladies! OMG Blog

In case you never get sick of seeing David Beckham with his nipples out – Just Jared

Why is Lady CaCa wearing a Wii sensor bar as a belt? – Moe Jackson

This is the Drew Barrymorest thing I’ve ever read – Videogum

The ‘N Sync reunion might not happen – Popsugar

David Cassidy got busted by Tom JonesSOW

Brad Pitt almost had Tommy Girl’s life – I’m Not Obsessed

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