Bo Obama’s Got A New Little Sister

August 19, 2013 / Posted by:

Since the British royal family’s official portraits leaked today, the Obamas just had to show those hos up (served on a fresh bed of sarcasm) by announcing the newest member of their family. Today, The White House welcomed Sunny, the newest dog who gets to make Joe Biden giggle by sniffing on his crotch:

Sunny was born in Michigan in June 2012, and arrived at the White House today. Just like Bo, she’s a Portuguese Water Dog, which works great for the Obamas because of allergies in their family.

Sunny is the perfect little sister for Bo – full of energy and very affectionate – and the First Family picked her name because it fit her cheerful personality.

The first thing Sunny needs to do is go to the dog salon, because that helmet on her head is not it. She looks like she’s got a helmet of carpet on top of her head. She looks like living topiary. Get that hair fixed, Sunny.

And because I had to, I went to Facebook to read the comments about Sunny Obama and my eyes landed on this:

Great more expense for TAX PAYERS, guess he’ll get his own HELICOPTER to!!!!

Helicopter? Tacky! Sunny Obama obviously only travels on a white satin bed carried by cats.

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