Hot Slut Of The Day!
The little dog who plays fetch with himself along the river. (But if you read the title of that YouTube first, you probably figured it was a video of a little guy fapping himself along the river. Sorry to disappoint your ass.)
Well, Monday is happening to us again for some reason and if the caffeine you injected directly into your skull hasn’t hit your brain yet, then ease into your Monday with this video of a little dog dropping a ball in a river in Kobe, Japan and following it downstream before picking it up and starting over again. This is definitely the most talented thing you’ll see on Dlisted this week. Some dogs are CHANGING THE WORLD by playing fetch with themselves and other dogs (see: my dog) are setting their species back decades by trying to hump cats.
And now that little dogs can play catch with themselves, all they have to do is learn how to buy their own food at Petco and pinch their own anal glands and then they won’t need us stupid humans anymore.