Night Crumbs

August 9, 2013 / Posted by:

Jennifer Love Hewitt should get used to that giant purple ball, because each of her chichis are going to be the size of that thing in a few months – Hollywood Tuna

Katherine Heigl is making her long-awaited grand return to television and by “long-awaited” I mean nobody’s been waiting – Lainey Gossip

Anthony Weiner isn’t going to be Mayor of New York City, but he’s a total shoo-in for Mayor of Assholetown – Towleroad

Nicki Minaj wears refined weave pasties – Drunken Stepfather

Fame whore fame-whoring a fame whore – Celebitchy

I always knew that Kryptonite was really just a fancy kind of meth – The Superficial

You can pay overpay for Adrienne Maloof’s earrings or you can buy the same thing from a border vendor in Tijuana – Reality Tea

Ashley Greene and Jamie Campbell Bower’s publicists are working hard – Popoholic

Gold is made when memaws go on Facebook – The Berry

The Difficult Brown had a seizure. Oh. – ICYDK

I didn’t know Khloe Kardashian was a Freegan – OMG Blog

Marky Mark breaks down The Lone Ranger for you – Pajiba

Pimp Mama Kris, Kendall Jenner and Kim Kartrashian pose for a loving family photo – HuffPo

Bald douche Bruce Willis won’t roll out of bed for less than $1 million a day – IDLYITW

Vivica Fox looks good….but all of her face parts still look like they’re removable – Crunk + Disorderly

What in the nana on a road trip hell is Lana Del Taco wearing? – Just Jared

Charlize Theron in a bikini – Popsugar

Kate Moss in a bikini – I’m Not Obsessed

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