Afternoon Crumbs

The glamorous Oscar nominee Karen Black went up to the great big Five and Dime in the sky at the age of 74. Rest in peace, Karen. – The Hollywood Reporter

Lainey saying that the Diana movie starring Naomi Watts looks like some made-for-TV crap reminds me of the legendary masterpiece Charles and Diana: Unhappily Ever After starring Catherine Oxenberg as Princess Diana. They should’ve re-released that instead – Lainey Gossip

Even Tara Reid could’ve come up with a better title for Sharknado 2 – Entertainment Weekly

Discovery would’ve bought Finding Farrah if the producers pitched it as a show where scientists study all the things that are pulled out of Farrah Abraham’s backdoor black hole – The Superficial

I didn’t know it was possible for the Tennessee RiRi to wear that many clothes. This must be a trap! – Drunken Stepfather

Jennifer “Look At This Baby Bump As I Pose At The Premiere Of My New Movie” Aniston doesn’t want to answer questions about babies in her bump anymore – Celebitchy

Alexia from The Real Housewives of Miami is raising our new Lindsay Lohan – Reality Tea

Young Wolverine from X-Men: Origins came out and I won’t exhale until I hear what Grown Wolverine has to say – Towleroad

Amber Heard kind of looks like a Petra Nemcova sculpture molded out of a bronzer stick – Popoholic

Yes, Leonardo, we get it, you’re really, really rich – The Berry

FYI: Justin Bieber needs two adult au pairs to change his diaper pants – ICYDK

This is the first time I’m meeting Wade Briggs and it’s the very first time I’m meeting his nalgas too – (NSFW) OMG Blog

Aaron Paul always looks stoned and he even looked stoned a million years ago when he was in a Corn Pops commercial – IDLYITW

Vanessa Hudgens loves stripper, but who doesn’t? – HuffPo

This is what Emily Osment looks like now – Hollywood Tuna

Rachel McAdams looks like a bride from Kypton and I’m not sure I’m into it… – Moe Jackson

Life & Style keeps it fresh – Jezebel

Katy Perry’s new album cover looks like an ad for a clothing brand sold exclusively at Miller’s Outpost – Just Jared

Blair Waldorf and Seth Cohen go for a walk – Popsugar

Well, all white guys from Massachusetts DO look the same – Videogum

ARROW BULGE ALERT – SOW

In other words, Olivia Wilde hisses and barfs when she sees Lindsay Lohan and Kim Kardashian’s face – I’m Not Obsessed