Afternoon Crumbs

August 5, 2013 / Posted by:

The Photoshop Awards: The Mighty O’s gigantic hairy nutsack-shaped afro of dreams. Troy Polamalu is not impressed. If the drapes match the carpet, then I’m guessing that Gayle King will be spitting out hairs for weeks – SOW

Leonardo DiCatchAHo and Bradley Cooper had a play date with their model girlfriends – Lainey Gossip

If you really wanted to put your eyeballs on Isla Fisher’s panties, here’s Isla Fisher’s panties – The Superficial

The good news is that at least this picture isn’t a GIF, because then we’d all have to suffer while watching Miley Cyrus attempt to twerk again – Hollywood Tuna

Pink loves it when haters call her a lesbian – Towleroad

Carlos Danger should really be punished for inflicting another dead-eyed fame whore on us all – (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Fuck, Marry, Kill time! I’d fuck Jason Sadookie, marry Liam Hemsworth (but only to get to his brother) and kill Ashton KutcherThe Berry

It looks like beige-colored leeches are trying to suck the vodka out of Terror Reid’s feets – Celebitchy

That side-eye and those shoulders tell me that Hilary Duff is ready to bum rush a ho – Popoholic

If this was true, the next thing we’d see is Heather Mills throwing her vagina at Simon CowellIDLYITW

The writers who come up with the dumb stories that Pimp Mama Kris leaks to the tabloids should really write fairy tales instead – Reality Tea

A single tear fell on A-Rod’s luscious C cup titty when he found out that he was banned from MLB next season – Just Jared

Grey’s Anatomy is never going to end – ICYDK

German drag queen Barbie Breakout sews her mouth shut and not in the same way Tami from The Real World: L.A. did – OMG Blog

Basic ass Amanda Seyfried is obviously not happy about having to pose next to the Komodo slaying goddess that is Sharon StoneMoe Jackson

Colin Farrell is strut, strut, struttin’ that ass – I’m Not Obsessed

Ke$hit has made the perfect earrings for those of you who really want to find John Travolta’s mouth at the end of your earlobe – Jezebel

Zooey Deschanel went to school with Pumkin from Flavor of Love? – HuffPo

Ben Wishaw is gay and married – Boy Culture

Leonardo DiCaprio sucks on his latest Angel’s face – Popsugar

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