Night Crumbs

August 2, 2013 / Posted by:

In case you want to see Lindsay Lohan’s bare tits in The Canyons, here’s Lindsay Lohan’s bare tits in The Canyons. The good news is that unlike her face in that movie, her chichis don’t look meth-ey. And now I’m off to Google “chichis of meth.” – Drunken Stepfather

John Travolta is not impressed by Prince George’s birth certificate, because on all of his children’s birth certificate, he wrote “High Bridge Princess of Scientology” next to occupation – Lainey Gossip

Cheyenne Jackson explains his pornstache and the tattoo that looks like it was made with a hot needle and a BIC pen – Towleroad

Selena Gomez looks like she’s wearing one of En Vogue’s old outfits from the 90s – Hollywood Tuna

Chris Rock really does make wishes come true – The Superficial

Happy Feel Bad About Not Working Out In A Million Months While Looking At These Hot Ass Bodies Day to me! – The Berry

Simon Cowell’s knocked up piece has her fingers around Heather Mills’ gold digging queen crown – Celebitchy

BREAKING NEWS: Vanessa Hudgens isn’t dressed like a lot lizard from the 90s for once – Popoholic

Mel Gibson’s heart now belongs to Amanda from Big Brother, because this super cut of all the fuckery that has come out of her mouth is porn to him – Reality Tea

Brit Brit’s shirt is obviously referring to bags of Cheetos. Or Frapps. Or auto-tune machines. – SOW

Goodbye to Gabe at Videogum, one of my favorites. No, he’s not dead. He’s just going off to another job. – Videogum

Katy Perry burns up her Teenage Dream era and welcomes her The Craft Emo shit era – Just Jared

For why is Nick Jonas wearing a shirt? – I’m Not Obsessed

The entire peroxide industry thanks Gwen Stefani’s family for keeping them alive – Popsugar

I guess endless amounts of coke and a pile of money made Capri Anderson forget the time Charlie Sheen dropped his cracked out rage on her in a NYC hotel room – ICYDK

In other words, every white actor in Hollywood is up for Batman – IDLYITW

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