Afternoon Crumbs

July 31, 2013 / Posted by:

Rashida Jones and Rob Lowe are leaving Parks and Rec. Since this is the 3rd show Rob Lowe has left, he continues to be that TV slut who leaves shows crying lonely tears into their white sheets. I hope this means he’s going to do Dr. Jack Startz: THE SHOW! – ICYDK

Eva Longoria’sEat It, George Clooney” tour hits Spain – Lainey Gossip

Paul Haggis is here to tell you that he’s got Leah Remini’s back and to also remind you that Scientologists are crazier than a tweaker playing Simon – The Superficial

Harry Styles from One Direction and I have something in common. We’re both not bi-sexual! – Towleroad

Lily Aldridge’s face tells me that yes, models fart – Hollywood Tuna

I really wish Adam Levine’s tattoo artist would go MIA and stop answering his calls – Celebitchy

Florida…… – Drunken Stepfather

As a bored Snooki, her bored piece and her bored baby sat on the beach watching the wind boringly blow the sand around, they all wished that they were TANKED – Reality Tea

Rachel Bilson looks like a pre-school craft table after paint time – Popoholic

Yeah, my dog would’ve balanced that hamburger on his tongue for about 1 millisecond – SOW

Griffin Nightclub needs to get with it! All nightclubs have kids zones now – IDLYITW

Dirty snatch? Rinse it out with this post – The Berry

It looks like after years of making tender love to his feminist wife, Armie Hammer finally got into some rough shit – Just Jared

Cheyenne Jackson’s mid-life crisis has crashed straight into a staple and a ballpoint pen (aka a prison tattoo needle) – Queerty

Nigella Lawson’s marriage is done done – USA Today

Two behavioral experts declare Bendadick Cumsinbatches a “sex god” and I’m pretty sure their names are Tum and Blr – Videogum

DMX may be broke, but it’s nice to see him making some money by selling flowers on Santa Monica Blvd. in West Hollywood – Crunk + Disorderly

St. Angie is the Patron Saint of MONAY too – I’m Not Obsessed

How many copies of Photoshop broke while making this cover? – Popsugar

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