Afternoon Crumbs

July 25, 2013 / Posted by:

Pimp Grandma Kris wants her grandkids to call her “lovey” instead of “grandma.” Where is a LovelyHowellGivingASideEyeOfDeath.GIF when I really need one? – Celebitchy

The complete Disney-fication of Star Wars has already begun. I can’t wait for Star Wars High School Musical! – Lainey Gossip

Hold on tight to your chair, because a SANS FARDS Lady CaCa looks like she wants to pull you up into the attic and peel your skin off with her teeth – Drunken Stepfather

If Vanessa Hudgens isn’t wearing Exclamation perfume, then her entire 90s look is incomplete and she should be ashamed of herself – Hollywood Tuna 

Dan Savage is boycotting Russian vodka and the thought of that just made White Oprah fall into an epileptic coma – Towleroad

Kirk Cameron’s going to wish that YouTube hits the ban button when the video of him tap dancing for ass in a public bathroom comes out – The Superficial 

The chicks of The Real touched CoCo’s ass and their hands actually made it out alive – SOW

Christy Turlington is back in a pair of Calvin Klein panties – Popoholic

Taylor Swift did something nice and non-annoying – The Berry 

A plastic surgeon’s scalpel will never touch Kelly Brook’s all-natural chichi bags – IDLYITW

Backdoor Farrah spelled “whores” wrong – Reality Tea

Kristen Wigg broke up with Drew Barrymore’s ex-boyfriend – Just Jared

I better start stretching my eye-rolling muscle now – ICYDK


Lana Del Taco disses Lady CaCaPopbytes

Jimmy Fallon and his wife are obviously Winnie Cooper fans – Popsugar

Bam Margera gave Iceland a serving of his drug-induced messiness – Videogum

Amanda Bynes’ mom and dad filed for a conservatorship – UsWeekly

Nicole Richie looks like a malnourished alien – Moe Jackson 

Could’ve been worse, Bethenny Frankelstein could’ve thrown her nasty-tasting Skinny Girl sangria on him – I’m Not Obsessed

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