Afternoon Crumbs

July 23, 2013 / Posted by:

HAPPY NATIONAL HOT DOG DAY! Anthony Weiner held another press conference to talk about more dick pics he sent to a chick who wasn’t his wife. I don’t know if his wife is over this mess or if she’s really ashamed by the fact that his sextin’ name is Carlos Danger – Jezebel

And here’s Carlos Danger’s pixelated  peen. Yeah, it could be his peen, but then again it could be an earless chihuahua – The Dirty

“Doctor, do you think I can get a day pass, because I need to get out and kiiiiillllll a bitch!” said every Twihard to their mental hospital psychiatrist after seeing the pictures of Robert Pattinson kissing on some random girl – Lainey Gossip  

What in salty peanut butter HELL is going on here? – Hollywood Tuna 

When Zayn from One Direction drags it up, he kind of looks like a brunette Anna PaquinTowleroad

So this totally explains the whole “lighting a campfire on a stranger’s driveway” thing. Amanda Bynes stole from her weed man, busted out of the city and ran her ass across country to burn the evidence in Thousand Oaks. That must be it. – The Superficial 

The Rock faces his hardest and baddest opponent – SOW

Xtina is pushing out her chichis and showing us that she should’ve been a telenovela star – Drunken Stepfather

But why didn’t The Sun ask Miley Cyrus if she’s really Justin Bieber. They should’ve tested her by putting a mop bucket in front of her – Celebitchy

Wearing toe-less socks when you’re not a dancer should be a crime almost bigger than wearing CROCS outside of a garden. Somebody CITIZEN ARREST Ashley BensonPopoholic

I’d hit them all, especially #6 – The Berry

Cartoon April O’Neil’s ass > Megan Fox’s ass – IDLYITW

For about three seconds, a fear filled me on the inside, because I looked at Jennifer Aniston and Jennifer Aniston’s hair and thought they were making a sequel to Jack & JillJust Jared


Sometimes we need to remind ourselves that Princess Diana’s glorious hair looked like a nest made of hawk wings – Popsugar

Will somebody please tell Larry King to stop texting ball pics! – OMG Blog

Well, a pap would probably rather be whooped by Kanye West than spend six seconds in a Scientology audit room with Kirstie AlleyI’m Not Obsessed

Teen Mom Jenelle’s in the hospital and sadly, she’s not there to get a lobotomy – Reality Tea

Jay Z isn’t boycotting Florida – HuffPo

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