Evening Crumbs

July 19, 2013 / Posted by:

Tragic is Nicki Minaj twerking her bought-and-paid for concrete ass in the pool by herself – Drunken Stepfather

Okay, Eva Longoria, we get it. You don’t want anybody to know that George Clooney wouldn’t dump Stacy Keibler for your ass.You win! – Lainey Gossip

Andy Dick drunkenly spit at a stranger, grabbed her tit and grabbed her husband’s dick. It happened a few days ago, but I’m sure it also happened yesterday, the day before and it’ll happen tonight and tomorrow night too – The Superficial

John Barrowman and a puppy. That is all. The End. – Towleroad

Megan Fox’s face is starting to look like something that was harvested from the same plastic field as Courteney Cox’s face – Hollywood Tuna

Grab an economy-sized jug of lube and a heeldo, because it’s Shirtless Friday! – The Berry

I’m taking this to mean that Taylor Swift’s got Matthew Gay Gubler locked in her guest room. Have you seen his face on a milk carton lately? – Celebitchy

Katherine Webb is still a thing and why is she wearing one of my sister’s old dance costumes as a dress? – IDLYITW

Denise Richards should probably get custody of Brooke Mueller and Charlie Sheen too since those two wrecks can’t take care of themselves – ICYDK

Where is Otto from Sons of Anarchy when you need him? – Popoholic

One of the hot pieces with 24-pack abs from Teen Wolf is getting married – Just Jared

I see Justin Timberlake’s using Ricky Martin’s stylist and hair handler – Popsugar

Amanda Bynes’ new L.A. pied-à-terre is gorgeous – OMG Blog

Parker Posey’s outfit is way too confusing for a Friday – I’m Not Obsessed

Bethenny Frankelstein somehow got a billionaire – Reality Tea

If you had X-ray eyes, you’d be able to see the panty pudding dripping down Abby Lee Miller’s leg – SOW

“The wallpaper emotes more than Ryan Gosling does in ‘Only God Forgives'” and other beautiful jewels from the Only God Forgives reviews – HuffPo

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