Afternoon Crumbs

July 18, 2013 / Posted by:

Strung out hitchhiker serial killer who keeps the dried-out tongues of his victims in that bag or Adam Levine? – Just Jared

Go ahead and check the “on” box on Nicholas Hoult and Jennifer Lawrence’s on-and-off-again relationship – Lainey Gossip

BREAKING! Vanessa Hudgens wears something that doesn’t look like it was pulled out of the bowels of an Urban Outfitters – Hollywood Tuna

Jamie Foxx as Electro looks like an acid-dipped blue Jelly Belly – Towleroad

Like porn iguana and Tooms really have sex – The Superficial

While they were together, Mama June should’ve taught Miley Cyrus how to twerk properly – The Berry

Don’t mind Kate Moss, she’s just letting out one of her drunk farts again – Drunken Stepfather

FYI: Jason Sudookie and Olivia Wilde are boning each other all the time – Celebitchy

Served with zero sarcastic shade, Marisa Miller looked hot at the ESPYs – Popoholic

Prepare to hear all about Jason Biggs’ wife’s pregnancy farts and much more – ICYDK

Jay-Z dropped the hyphen in his name and the most surprising part is that the Earth didn’t explode into a million pieces after learning about this shattering news – IDLYITW

The child beauty pageant world will never be the same again – Reality Tea

Snoop Dogg and Willie Nelson are tied for the title of Stoner King, so says Taylor Hicks of all hos – HuffPo

Let’s all chant out an, “nam myoho renge kyoooo,” in honor of Tina Turner getting married – Crunk + Disorderly

Panty Creamer of the Day: CT from The Real World dry fucking a saw – Jezebel

The Butter for Paula Movement is a real thing that real humans are doing for real – Buzzfeed

Brad Pitt (or is that Jennifer Aniston) looks AWFUL – I’m Not Obsessed

Girl, you see what getting knocked up gets you?” – Popsugar

Not pictured: The dozens of 30-something NKOTB fans rushing the stage to lick Jordan Knight’s hand – Boy Culture

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