Afternoon Crumbs

July 16, 2013 / Posted by: Michael K

Jennifer Aniston’s dress must be made of extra-strength Tyvek, because her sharp nips are not cutting through – Lainey Gossip

I didn’t know Pennywise the clown was Miley Cyrus’ makeup artist – The Superficial

I’d hit the before, after and in between – Towleroad

Miley Cyrus has never looked better or more tolerable – Hollywood Tuna

Josh Duhamel should totally use that onesie to wipe the sad skid mark above his upper lip – The Berry

Vanessa Hudgens shows us what Laura Ingalls would wear if she was a business woman in the 80s – Drunken Stepfather

The war between Jason Patric and the girlfriend he gave his man chowder to is getting uglier – Celebitchy

Hilary Duff held a shopping bag while waving to a camera and that was probably the most strenuous part of Hilary Duff’s day – Popoholic

Like Camilla’s ass knows shit… – ICYDK

Chaz Bono: now with less chunk! – HuffPo

Kanye West is a brilliant comedian and gifted improv artist – IDLYITW

Shailene Woodley is wet, topless and bored in Interview’s yearly Opposite of Sexy issue – Just Jared

The piss-drenched tissue paper really turns this picture of Diplo’s supposed dick into art – (NSFW) OMG Blog

Robin Thicke should never do this again – Jezebel

Oh lord, I can smell the boiling Cumbersauce from here… – Videogum

I blame Miley Cyrus for this – Crunk + Disorderly

For your pleasure: Bryan Cranston on GQ – I’m Not Obsessed

It was nice of Prince Pierced Dick to let Princess Charlene take off her ball and chain while on vacation – Popsugar

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