Afternoon Crumbs

July 15, 2013 / Posted by:

Another day, another set of pictures of the porn iguana showing off her rent-to-own pizza bubble tits – Hollywood Tuna

Jake Gyllenhaal and his beard-of-the-moment are holding hands, but all I see is her razor sharp eyebrow situation – Lainey Gossip

I bet even Mister Chase’s orgasm moans are auto-tuned – Towleroad

If day-shift train track hookers had a uniform, this would be their uniform РThe Superficial 

Disney characters are the hardest working hos in the animation game РThe Berry 

Amanda Bynes’ old grill looks like rubber fortune cookies with hemorrhoids – Drunken Stepfather

Kelly Osbourne’s engaged to hipster YanniCelebitchy

Jennifer Love Hewitt’s starting to get that pregnancy nose – Popoholic

The Texas T-Rex and ScarJo were probably the only two Hollywood hos not invited to Jimmy Kimmel’s wedding so they decided to shoot a perfume commercial together instead – ICYDK

I think I overdosed on class and sophistication while looking at these pictures – IDLYITW

Sofia Vergara’s douche piece has a pair of chichis that are almost as magnificent as hers – Just Jared

And the cuntified crow who attacked Wasabi-chan cackles while looking at this poor puss in a mushroom costume – OMG Blog

Backdoor Farrah was rejected by Playboy twice – Reality Tea

That clump of spiderwebs on Ashlee Simpson’s front gate is a metaphor if I’ve ever saw one – Crunk + Disorderly

By the look on Sigourney Weaver’s face, either she pissed her pants or that dog pissed in her hand – SOW

90 minutes isn’t that long considering that Katy Perry has to hide the shame from fucking John Mayer with concealer – HuffPo

Claire Danes in VoguePopsugar

Excuse Pamela Anderson’s beauty – I’m Not Obsessed

THE QUEEN is cackling with glee in the maternity ward waiting room while watching this video on her bedazzled iPad – Videogum

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