Afternoon Crumbs
Leave it to Tupac to up-eye Miley for not wearing pants – ICYDK
Everything about Willow Smith’s new video is NOT RIGHT – Lainey Gossip
Since Tan Mom is in rehab and Teen Mom Farrah isn’t around, the paps needed somebody to take bikini pics of… – Hollywood Tuna
One of Lynette Scavo’s ginger twins got into some hot gay wolf action on Teen Wolf – Towleroad
Lea Michele looks so happy when she’s peeing in the pool – Drunken Stepfather
Matt Damon is happy he married a civilian – Celebitchy
Laura Jeanne Poon in a swimsuit – The Superficial
This list is incomplete without Nomi Malone’s Ver-sayce makeover in Showgirls – The Berry
Based on that hat, are we sure that this isn’t a post-op Ernest P. Worrell? – Popoholic
Where is the Twitter fail whale when you need it? – IDLYITW
Chupa Zoe is not eating for one after all – Reality Tea
I see W Magazine trying to make JLo look like Elizabeth Taylor. Hasn’t La Liz been through enough?! – Just Jared
Men in some fug ass country ass dresses – OMG Blog
Where’s Eva Longoria? All I see are her hot piece’s nips – Moe Jackson
Put on your goggles, because water is going to splash through your screen as soon as you click over – HuffPo
Poke at me when the deep fried crocookipie with bacon is invented – Jezebel
Prepare to get moist because E.J. Johnson has stepped onto the scene in baby pink loafers – Crunk + Disorderly
As I stare up into James Franco’s robe, I’m thinking to myself, “I don’t see anything….” and I’m pretty sure he hears that a lot – SOW
#ICEDHOFFEE! – Hollywood Rag
But why did I mistake Mimi’s hair for a sand dollar-sized nipple? – I’m Not Obsessed