Night Crumbs
The royal couple of Canada’s wedding portrait does not disappoint. It looks like a Hot Topic wedding nightmare. Fun fact: Those flowers were pink but they turned black as soon as they both said “I do” – Lainey Gossip
The romantic scent of boiled eggs was in the air at the Beekman Boys’ wedding and they owe it all to Martha Stewart – Towleroad
Aubrey O’Day is SANS FARDS and giving me Panama City Beach boardwalk hooker vibes – Hollywood Tuna
Take a mustache ride! – The Berry
Paula Deen’s lawyer has pretty much given up – The Superficial
And I bet the mean girl who pulled a knife on Falkor Rimes was the Childlike Empress. I always knew she an undercover bitch – Celebitchy
Kristen Stewart joins Madge and Brandi Glanville in the Trying To Make Black Leather Gloves Happen club – Popoholic
I didn’t know Chris Brown trained anesthesiologists in Russia – Drunken Stepfather
Are we sure DDs doesn’t stand for Dicks And Dildos? – Reality Tea
I don’t see any twerking from RiRi but I do see that her pussy is having a seizure – IDLYITW
Busy Phillips had a baby – Just Jared
The time Michael Jordan wanted to filet Kennedy’s (the VJ not Jamie) vagina like a sea bass – ICYDK
Ruuuuuuuun, Evan Ross, ruuuuuun before it’s too late! – Popsugar
Panty Creamers of the Day: the Warwick Rowing Club – (NSFW) OMG Blog
The Matilda reunion happened – SOW
The crazy sorority girl who gave us “cunt punted” is totally the new Dr. Joyce Brothers – Jezebel
James Gandolfini left a lot of money to his son – HuffPo
Eh, I would’ve been more impressed if the rapping maid of honor used Gerardo’s Rico Suave instead – Videogum