Here’s the sexiest luck dragon out of Mississippi sticking out her bought-and-paid-for chichi domes at the at the Friend Movement Benefit in L.A. last night. LeAnn Rimes used to look like a dehydrated praying mantis who was all nostrils and all tits, but she told the NYDN last night that she gained a few pounds and her husband Eddie Cibrian said that he doesn’t mind. Actually, I think he mumbled out something like, “Oh, did you gain a few pounds? I didn’t notice since my head’s been in that girl’s crotch the entire time.”
I haven’t seen any new pictures of Brandi Glanville so I have idea if she gained a few pounds too. I’m assuming she did, because LeAnn can’t put anything (see: her foot and Eddie Cibrian’s dick) in her mouth until Brandi’s put it in her own mouth first.