Afternoon Crumbs

July 2, 2013 / Posted by:

Sienna Miller, Tom Sturridge and some ugly leopard purse thing have a threesome in the new Burberry ads – Lainey Gossip

I’m not even going to try to figure out what’s happening on Jennifer Lawrence’s body – Hollywood Tuna

Alicia Silverstone wants your vegan titty leche – Celebitchy

Cholita Del Rey needs a hickey on her cheek to complete her chola look – Drunken Stepfather

And Jimmy Kimmel is still wiping the grease from his lips – Towleroad

The sad part is that staring at Selena Gomez’s Barbie doll crotch for way too long (read: 30 seconds) is probably the most productive thing I’ve done today – The Superficial

Slap me down and disown me, because my nipples actually tingled a bit from seeing Shia LaDouche in uniform – The Berry

Not pictured: all the hot dogs, sandwiches and burgers being thrown at Kate Bosworth and Michael PolishPopoholic

Happy Belated Canada Day! The King and Queen of Canada are married for real this time – ICYDK

Michael Jackson had a child sex alarm – IDLYITW

Well, I like Nicole Kidman’s wig…. – Just Jared

Leonardo DiCaprio rides a Citi Bike while puffing on an e-cigarette. If you told me he was on his way to donate vegan titty leche to Alicia Silverstone, I’d say that he’s so on trend – Videogum

Nobody wants Teen Mom Jenelle living in their neighborhood – Reality Tea

Kerry Washington on and in Vanity Fair Jezebel

That has to be the least disgusting thing found in Ke$hit’s bed – HuffPo

A dog barfed on Christie BrinkleyHollywood Rag

And yet, all of the One Direction twinks are still prettier in the face than Rosie Huntington-WhateverlyI’m Not Obsessed

America’s memaw loves to flirt – SOW

My eyes will never be the same again – Crunk + Disorderly

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