Afternoon Crumbs
The ladies of the church all dropped their prayin’ cloths and fanned their husband’s crotches when Meagan Good and her nipple knobs showed up to the BET Awards in a Sunday dress that every preacher’s wife should wear – Hollywood Tuna
Erykah Badu’s hair at the BET Awards looked like a golden cloud against a dirty sun. It’s a look! – Lainey Gossip
For the millionth time, Hugh Jackman and his wife want you to know that she’s not his beard and he’s not gargling peen on the down low – Towleroad
“Pfft! That’s it?!” said the Catholic Church – The Superficial
#5 gets a pass from me, because you’re doing everything right when you match your iPad case to your shirt – The Berry
If you need an updated definition of the word “suffering,” just look at the face of the chihuahua who has been forced to take part in a prostitot fame whore show – Drunken Stepfather
So that’s why Shire Pharmaceuticals laid off all their employees and announced that they’re closing their doors forever – Celebitchy
Why is Salma Hayek wearing the dress that my mom’s slutty co-worker wore to the company Christmas party in 1994? – Popoholic
Flipping Out’s Jenni Pulos had a baby girl and she did not name her Zoila. I am disappointed – Reality Tea
The crazy bitches of Westboro Baptist Church say “proud whore” like it’s a bad thing – IDLYITW
Demi Lovato wanted to kill herself when she was 7. Actually, I did too after finding out that they canceled Diff’rent Strokes – ICYDK
Adrien Brody looks like the special member of a gang and I still would – Just Jared
BRENDA WALSH AND STEVE SANDERS REUNITE! (Oh and that home wrecking hussy whore Kelly Taylor was also there) – HuffPo
Lena Dunham’s taste in couches is as crappy as her taste in clothes and haircuts – Jezebel
Cher at NYC Gay Pride – Boy Culture
This picture of Patricia Heaton’s mouth covered in white, sticky stuff makes me want to abort my eyeballs – SOW
Eminem was a regular Neely O’Hara – Hollywood Rag
Miley Cyrus needs to stop dressing like she just fell out of a George Michael video from the 90s – I’m Not Obsessed
So this is what Tyra Banks, Foxy Brown, Rhonetta and my childhood friend Armando (that really does look like Armando in drag) have been up to! – Crunk + Disorderly
If you’ve always wanted to be brutally murdered in a maze at Universal Studios Orlando, your nightmare is about to come true! – Videogum