Afternoon Crumbs

July 1, 2013 / Posted by:

The ladies of the church all dropped their prayin’ cloths and fanned their husband’s crotches when Meagan Good and her nipple knobs showed up to the BET Awards in a Sunday dress that every preacher’s wife should wear  – Hollywood Tuna

Erykah Badu’s hair at the BET Awards looked like a golden cloud against a dirty sun. It’s a look! – Lainey Gossip

For the millionth time, Hugh Jackman and his wife want you to know that she’s not his beard and he’s not gargling peen on the down low  – Towleroad

“Pfft! That’s it?!” said the Catholic Church The Superficial 

#5 gets a pass from me, because you’re doing everything right when you match your iPad case to your shirt – The Berry 

If you need an updated definition of the word “suffering,” just look at the face of the chihuahua who has been forced to take part in a prostitot fame whore show  – Drunken Stepfather

So that’s why Shire Pharmaceuticals laid off all their employees and announced that they’re closing their doors forever – Celebitchy

Why is Salma Hayek wearing the dress that my mom’s slutty co-worker wore to the company Christmas party in 1994? – Popoholic

Flipping Out’s Jenni Pulos had a baby girl and she did not name her Zoila. I am disappointed – Reality Tea 

The crazy bitches of Westboro Baptist Church say “proud whore” like it’s a bad thing – IDLYITW

Demi Lovato wanted to kill herself when she was 7. Actually, I did too after finding out that they canceled Diff’rent Strokes – ICYDK

Adrien Brody looks like the special member of a gang and I still would – Just Jared

BRENDA WALSH AND STEVE SANDERS REUNITE! (Oh and that home wrecking hussy whore Kelly Taylor was also there) – HuffPo

Lena Dunham’s taste in couches is as crappy as her taste in clothes and haircuts – Jezebel

Cher at NYC Gay Pride – Boy Culture

This picture of Patricia Heaton’s mouth covered in white, sticky stuff makes me want to abort my eyeballs – SOW

Eminem was a regular Neely O’HaraHollywood Rag

Miley Cyrus needs to stop dressing like she just fell out of a George Michael video from the 90s – I’m Not Obsessed

So this is what Tyra Banks, Foxy Brown, Rhonetta and my childhood friend Armando (that really does look like Armando in drag) have been up to! – Crunk + Disorderly

If you’ve always wanted to be brutally murdered in a maze at Universal Studios Orlando, your nightmare is about to come true! – Videogum

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