Evening Crumbs

Mimi serves up some “barn baby of Elly May and the Cowardly Lion” glamour while performing during Macy’s Fourth of July Special – Lainey Gossip 

I would pull out my kidneys with my bare hands to hear the question and answer portion of the Miss Hooters International pageant – Hollywood Tuna

Kevin Fisher from Young and the Restless came out – Towleroad

Obviously, the Supreme Court knocked down DOMA just so Courtney Stodden would have a reason to shove her plastic iguana balls into a rainbow bikini – The Superficial

Scented erasers were my bath salts in the third grade – The Berry  

This picture makes sense since statues are usually the threesome partner of choice for trolls and giants – Drunken Stepfather

Everyone working on Natalie Portman’s new movie hates her  – Celebitchy

Since it’s summer, the “Hilary Duff Walks To Her Cars In Leggings” series is on hiatus and has been replaced with the “Hilary Duff Walks To Her Car In Shorty Shorts” series – Popoholic

Nurse Kim Zolciak’s baby is probably going to be born with a smoker’s coo – Reality Tea

In case you didn’t already know, the Beliebers are the Manson Girls to Justin Bieber’s Charles Manson – IDLYITW

Maybe it’s just me, but I’ve always pictured Raven from Drag Race as President Alma Coin – Jezebel

And Adele will scrape her hand tattoo off with her teeth when she finds out that Lana Del Rey has the same tattoo – ICYDK

More like, Pacific Rim ME – WOW Report

Mathew Morrison is going to be somebody’s husband – Just Jared

Strangely enough, this is also what it looks like when you give Prince Hot Ginge a beej – SOW

DOUSE IT IN HOLY WATER! – Moe Jackson

File this under: The 198,736th company to drop Paula Deen – Popsugar

File this under: The 198,737th company and 198,738th company to drop Paula Deen – I’m Not Obsessed