Afternoon Crumbs
It is a happy day for gays and lesbian, but it is a sad day for duct tape and reality hos who want a reason to pose with their chichis out, because it’s probably the end of the NOH8 campaign – Jezebel
“You can diss me all you want on a blog, or write whatever you want in this magazine and I’ll just be like, ‘Whatever, man. Scorsese thinks I’m awesome” is just another line straight out of the humble hole on Jonah Hill’s face – Lainey Gossip
How very Brangelina-ish of Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard – Towleroad
Colgate IS Stacy Keibler’s preferred mouthwash and it’s the mouthwash she uses after she licks George Clooney’s butt – Hollywood Tuna
Vintage Heather Locklear – The Superficial
ScarJo put on Diahann Carroll’s old Dynasty costumes to pose for Vanity Fair France – Drunken Stepfather
Bonnie McKee’s music video is The Love Boat of music videos – The Berry
I like how that bunny’s arm is pointing at Bar Refaeli’s chocha – Popoholic
Maggie Gyllenhaal’s dress looks like crocheted barf – Celebitchy
Um, did Aaron Hernandez completely forget the part where he’s supposed to run from the police in a white Bronco? – IDLYITW
But does Droopy Dog Vicki get custody of Brooks’ veneers? – Reality Tea
M.I.A.’s new video has a sperm fish rave in it – OMG Blog
This video of Bette Midler serenading a dying fan is a million times more heartbreaking than Beaches – HuffPo
Thirsty hos at the Thirst Gala – Moe Jackson
“Kellan Lutz is shirtless in a photo shoot” is a line I’ve written a hundred times and I’ll write it a hundred more – Just Jared
It’s a trap! – ICYDK
Mama June totally uses ketchup as pussy lube – SOW
Ryan Reynolds and Blake NotSoLively went to Spain – Popsugar
Well, if you want to cure your addiction to sex, just look at GOOPY Paltrow in lingerie – I’m Not Obsessed