Afternoon Crumbs

Eddie Cibrian and the squinting Falkor gave an interview to Extra and sometimes you just have to let a man in a polo shirt/vest combo make a “not impressed” face so you don’t have to – Celebitchy

Yes to George Clooney’s silver hair wave, no to his granny landing strip moustache – Lainey Gossip

Miley Cyrus shows us one way to poot out a stuck fart bubble – Drunken Stepfather

Achieving the impossible: Jonah Hill did it by managing to sound like a bigger asshole than James Franco – The Superficial 

I still would… all of them – The Berry 

Esther Williams is dancing in heaven’s pool now – Towleroad

Maybe those sparkly things on Kellie Pickler’s dress are temporarily hypnotizing my bitchiness, but she looks good – Hollywood Tuna 

Screw Hayden Pantyairsorwhatever, the beauty in the background is the one who should be front and center – Popoholic

Kim Zolciak’s baby is probably going to be born with a raspy smoker’s coo – Reality Tea

Pull your nipples out, because Robert Downey Jr. looks hot – ICYDK

Yesterday, KTLA gave me interrupted coverage of a motorcycle chase and now they’ve given me this. They are doing God’s work! – Pajiba

Nicole Brewer and I would’ve totally been best friends in junior high school – Tosh.0 

Video of Michelle Obama letting a trick know she doesn’t suffer fools IS here – Jezebel

Bruce Jenner was a trash father, so says Brody Jenner – HuffPo

But what in the hell is Carrie Underwood wearing? – IDLYITW

That how dude from Arrow is having a baby – Just Jared

Cameron Diaz continues to suck face with Lady CaCa’s dude – Popsugar

Scott Thorson is still talking about Liberace for a check – Boy Culture

BROWS!!!!!!!! on Glamour Magazine – I’m Not Obsessed

And the winner of The Voice UK probably still sold more than the last winner of The Voice US – SOW