Afternoon Crumbs

Dear Kate Beckinsale, don’t look now, but Marc Anthony’s behind you and he’s staring at your ass hard – Popoholic

In conclusion, RPattz and John Mayer are doing it and Katy Perry’s their beard cover-up. SOLVED! – Lainey Gossip

Scenes from Jaden Smith’s Scientology christening – The Berry 

Bruce Willis has never looked hotter – The Superficial 

Every single thing about this picture screams 2005 and not in a good way – Drunken Stepfather 

What Kelly Osbourne’s trying to say is that she wants to give birth to a bunch of ass babies – Celebitchy

I am all for this if Zachary Quinto and Oprah’s houses are shaped like his stunning boy band hair – Towleroad

Hayden Pannacott’s plastic titty sacks no longer look like they’re trying to escape out of her chest  – Hollywood Tuna 

Beyonce is still making Kelly Rowland cry – Jezebel 

Adam Levine is trying to beat Leonardo DiCaprio’s record – ICYDK

Grab your payer cloth, or a used cheese cloth, or a stick of butter and say a prayer for Sugar Bear  – Reality Tea 

“I promise to love and cherish her, biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch” – Popsugar

In other words, American Idol dropped Keith Urban’s ass – HuffPo

Bradley Cooper just so happened to stand in front of a window, shirtless, totally by accident, not knowing the paps were down below. Nope, he had no clue – Just Jared 

That poor pavement will have to be power washed now – I’m Not Obsessed

In case you were wondering, this is kind of what you see when you get on top of Josh Groban – SOW

The role of Hillary Clinton is La Pequena’s to lose, obviously (case in point) – Videogum