Afternoon Crumbs

May 17, 2013 / Posted by: Michael K

“Why is that dominatrix ice sculpture blinking?” asked hundreds of party guests at Calvin Klein’s Cannes party – Lainey Gossip

Oh how Ryan Seacrest wishes that the OTHER Hough was wearing this outfit instead – Hollywood Tuna

Pictures that have me wondering if I should maybe try to work out this weekend… But wait, fapping while eating a quesadilla at the same time is considered exercise, right? – The Berry

Like the Kane and Kim are going to even last that long – The Superficial

Those wolf brows make Sofia Vergara look like my Tio Jorge – Drunken Stepfather

The shit Detective La Toya will do for a check – Jezebel

I bet a Madge vs. Goopy cat fight looks like wax-covered two praying mantises playing a super aggressive game of patty cake – Celebitchy

George Michael got into another car crash and thankfully Snappy Snaps wasn’t involved this time around – Towleroad

Edward Furlong must love hanging out with cops – ICYDK

You just can’t take the Coachella out of Vanessa Hudgens – Popoholic

BUT IS PHOEBE PRICE OKAY?!!! – HuffPo

Keith Urban doesn’t want to let go of the millions of dollars FOX pays him to do nothing – Reality Tea

Rooney Mara looks like the ghost of Ichabond Crane in daytime drag – Popsugar

If only we all had elegant moves like this – OMG Blog

Amanda Bynes is totally going to Photoshop her crotch on Wheelchair Jimmy’s face – I’m Not Obsessed

Justin Bieber is still dressing like a rejected extra from House Party 2 – Just Jared

F/M/K time! I’d kill Charles Barkley, fuck The Rock and marry Shaq, because he’s the richest – SOW

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