Afternoon Crumbs

Here’s Drew Sidora as T-Boz, Keke Palmer as  Chilli and Lil’ Mama as Left Eye in VH1’s TLC biopic….. Hmmmm.. I don’t remember Left Eye looking like a wonk-eyed special Muppet who’s just been possessed – Indiewire

Zoe Saldana doesn’t have to worry if the theater’s bathroom is out of toilet paper, because she’s got enough for everyone on her dress – Lainey Gossip 

Jamie Lynn Spears’ water broke again –  Drunken Stepfather

Don’t worry, Baby Kimye will make all that money back after Pimp Mama Kris shoves it out onto the stroll – The Superficial

A former nanny writes a book saying that Pimp Mama Kris is a horrible human being. Thank you, Caption Obvious – IDLYITW

What in penguin waiter HELL is Jaden Smith wearing? – Just Jared

Simon Cowell is just a little jealous, because Demi Lovato’s chichis are almost more plump than his – Celebitchy

Happy Shirtless Friday, get the gallon tub of lube – The Berry 

Justin Bieber doesn’t want a girl asking him out on a date because he’s afraid he will lose his masculinity….. Too easy. – I’m Not Obsessed

Ryan Gosling and a water bottle. The end. – Popsugar

Those Millions of Crazy Bitches are pissed at a commercial about a dude manscaping, where the fuck were they when Trojan was whoring their pocket vibrators? – Towleroad

Lindsay Lohan has never looked hotter! – ICYDK

Gwen Stefani is still smearing her face with the coagulated blood of virgins – Popoholic

Be sure NOT to set your DVR on September 9th for Bethenny Frankenstein’ss talk show – Reality Tea

Alice Eve isn’t afraid of gravity – Hollywood Tuna

Something to help put you to sleep tonight – OMG Blog

Miranda Kerr looks confused while pretending to play basketball – Moe Jackson

Sharpen your finger nails and help pop some black heads off of Jay Leno’s chin – SOW

Detox was EVERYTHING at the RuPaul’s Drag Race Reunion – Crunk and Disorderly