Afternoon Crumbs

Either Johnny Depp’s shirt is stained for the movie he’s shooting or his trailer ran out of toilet paper – Lainey Gossip

Lance Bass gave coming out advice to Jason Collins, which makes sense since Lance Bass is the head of the gay community welcoming committee  – Towleroad

Pour some fruit cocktail on Brit Brit’s cottage cheese and let’s have a snack! – The Superficial

Alice Eve shows us what Barbie would look like if she got nipples sewn onto her tits – Hollywood Tuna

Ceiling Eyes still exists, but I wish somebody would tell her that she’s only allowed to pose in magazines if her hot, drunken mother poses with her – Drunken Stepfather

Denise Richards is already competing with her daughter – Celebitchy

The Beliebers haven’t offed Selena Gomez… yet – Popoholic

If a Real Housewife cries real tears, does she melt? – RealityTea

You can feel proud about living in the world today, because we’re all living in a world where nobody is stupid enough to buy $30 socks from a Kartrashian – ICYDK

Pink is a reformed slut, but I’ve always said that once a slut, always a slut (I have tattooed on my ass lips) – Jezebel

Now I’m craving pistachio ice cream, thanks to Katy Perry – IDLYITW

Chris Brown confirms the obvious, but thanks for that – HuffPo

Why does AnnaLynne McCord think it’s 1970? – Moe Jackson

The Black Hat Man from Poltergeist looks different…. – JustJared

And you know Kim and Kanye are going to try to get a tax write-off from those donations  – Popsugar

Cinco de Delicioso – The Berry

Sherri Shepherd serving up some Tasmanian Devil in daytime drag glamour – Crunk and Disorderly

Brad Garrett talks about his peen and let’s never talk about Brad Garrett’s peen again – SOW