Open Post: Hosted By The Giant Peen On Mars
April 24, 2013 / Posted by: Michael K
The money spent on building and operating the Mars Rover Bi-Curiosity was worth it, because yesterday it let the other forms of life on the universe know that yes, humans exist, and yes, it’s true, we’re obsessed with dick. The Mars Rover drew an exact-sized replica of Jon Hamm’s Hammaconda on the surface of Mars. This is definitely humankind’s greatest achievement.
NASA should win a million prizes for this, because this is a genius way of getting every Scientologist off of Earth and onto Mars. John Travolta is so there.
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