Afternoon Crumbs

April 19, 2013 / Posted by: Michael K

Meanwhile at the Rich, White, Blonde and Insufferable Convention, Goopy Paltrow smiled while thinking, “I’m still better than all of these hags!” – Lainey Gossip

If you replaced Amanda Bynes’ aluminum foil Louis Vuitton purse with a Giorgio Beverly Hills tote bag and replaced her blonde weave with teased out burgundy hair, that’s what my auntie looked like in 1989 – The Superficial

I was with this until I heard “…from executive producer Jennifer Lopez“ – Towleroad

Every time a stupid trick makes a duckface on the cover of a magazine, an actual duck chops its own duckbill off – Drunken Stepfather

….And six seconds later, Posh Beckham immediately made a lipo appointment, because she gained 0.00009 pounds just from looking at that cake – Celebitchy

What in Voldemort in a wind storm hell is going on with Ivanka Trump’s face? – Hollywood Tuna

Hilary Duff’s kid looked piss and I’m sure it’s because he just found out that Michelle Williams stole his hairstyle – Popoholic

Tilda and her lovaaaah – ICYDK

Proof that there was LSD in sweatshirt paint – Jezebel

Glee got renewed for 2 more seasons – Just Jared

#itscalledsayingyouhaveamuffintopsoyourfollowerscantellyouhowskinnyouare – HuffPo

Happy Pubes Friday! – The Berry

Sandy Duncan, is that you? – Moe Jackson

When I see the words “Mangum” and “Joe Manganiello” together, I don’t think of ice cream – Popsugar

The Hammaconda must’ve had the night off – I’m Not Obsessed

I’m surprised they didn’t give the Kool-Aid Man trout lips and make him skinnier – SOW

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