The Empress Of Lucite’s Teeth Shine Bright Like A Diamond

March 21, 2013 / Posted by:

The most gorgeous earth goddess in the world Shauna Sand already leaves a strand of liquid elegance on every peen her mouth touches and now she’s going to leave a scattering of cubic zirconia dust on every peen her mouth touches.

Because Shauna Sand is America’s most priceless jewel, a team of Brink’s security guards and Secret Service Agents follow her around at all times, but she’ll have to up her security now that she has gemstones almost as precious as her embedded into her citrine-colored teeth.

TMZ somehow got a hold of these extremely exclusive and private pictures of a Manhattan dentist showing off the Barbie earrings he implanted into the Empress of Lucite’s teeth. Elegance IS looking like a giant diamond just came all over your teeth. Those diamond studs will go perfectly with the exquisite pearl necklace she usually wears around her neck. Before going into her mouth, those diamond studs were worth $60 each, but an appraiser says that now that they’re a part of Shauna Sand, they’re worth more money than exists in this world. Disneyland should replace the giant mountain of gold coins in the Pirates of the Caribbean ride with these pictures, because nothing is more luxurious than this.

Here’s everything Courtney Stodden wishes she was and more sashaying into the free clinic in Beverly Hills the other day. Wearing that sweater with a naked picture of herself on it solidifies Shauna Sand as a fashion icon for the ages.

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