Hot Slut Of The Day!

March 18, 2013 / Posted by: Michael K

I couldn’t tell you why I woke up this morning with a level 4 craving for Banana Now and Laters, but for some reason I did. It’s probably because my body is craving more healthy fruit, and a Banana Now and Later definitely counts as a 100% fruit item. It doesn’t even really taste like a banana. It tastes like a dried square of sugar that a banana farted on once. Banana is still the best Now and Later flavor hands-tongue-and-feet down and if you disagree with me it’s obviously because there’s something wrong with your palate. Get it fixed and then taste the love for Banana Now and Laters. (Or maybe there’s something off with my palate and I’m the gross one. Well, if loving Banana Now and Laters means I have an off palate, then I don’t want a right palate.)

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