My dumbass was way too hypnotized by Anna Paquin’s black licorice dress that I completely missed these pictures of the distinguished afghan hound Adrien Brody at the Tom Ford party with his girlfriend Lara Lieto. Lara Lieto’s the chick who was caught clit fucking Adrien Brody in the butt on a yacht. Lara Lieto really did win the life lottery. One day she’s taking Adrien Brody from the back on a luxurious yacht and the next day she’s escorting him to the finest (not really) pre-Oscar parties! I don’t think Lara is wearing lipstick and that make-up looks like it’s been sitting on her face for 10 days straight, but I can’t blame her. You too wouldn’t repaint your face if you were busy dry bumping your crotch into Adrien Brody’s popped out butt. Adrien doesn’t always wear a fancy scarf around his neck for fashion purposes. Adrien wears it, because when he turns it around, Lara can grab onto it and use it as a rein when she rides him from the back. Giddyup!
The other day, my friend and I were talking to each other on IM and he asked me to name all the dudes I’d sell my family on the black market for. After I told him my list included Adrien Brody, Gonzo from Shahs of Sunset and Colin Kaepernick, he pretty much let me know that I’m a kinky nose fucker who probably farts out boogers. He does have a point. It would explain why I’ve been known to Google the question, “Is it safe to use a plastic gag nose as a dildo?“
Here’s more of Adrien Brody looking like Doug with a wig on at the Tom Ford party last night.