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A Little Bottle Of Poland Spring!

The little, tiny bottle of Poland Spring never gets any love. Whenever it’s given out for free at conventions, orgies, on airplanes or whatever, people usually roll their eyes at it and say, “Ugh, that’s barely any water. Give me two!” But the midget member of the Poland Spring family finally got its well-deserved time under the spotlight during Senator Marco Rubio’s Republican response to the president’s State of the Union aria last night.

The new Watergate was born when in the middle of his speech, Marco Rubio grabbed the Tommy Girl of water bottles and drank from it like he’s never drank before. Some were guessing that Marco had the thirsts in a serious way, because maybe he snorted some bad coke before his speech, but it wasn’t that. Marco just couldn’t go another minute without putting his mouth around that beautiful, alluring and seductive bottle of love. Marco went low and his arm traveled a thousand acres to get to that tiny water bottle (seriously, was that tiny bottle of water on a doll’s table in the next room?). Marco had to have it like it was filled with the liquefied kisses of his lovah.

And he doesn’t even take his eyes off the camera while drinking from it, which tells you that during oral, he will never unlock his gaze from yours (do with that what you will).

Try to watch this without hearing this song in your head. Marco and his beloved tiny bottle of Poland Spring are my new favorite political it couple.