Night Crumbs

Justin Timberlake’s Robin Thicke impersonation needs a little work – Lainey Gossip

These rejected racehorse names sound more like the short list for Trace Cyrus’ future porn name – Towleroad

The look: Jennifer Lawrence’s satin jumpsuit with a built-in epic camel toe – Celebitchy

Why is Lana Del Taco posing in front of the same backdrop I posed in front of during Easter portraits when I was 5? – Drunken Stepfather  

For those of you who want to look like a Care Bear with the period leaks – The Berry 

Lucy Pinder’s neck must be jealous of her chest, because her chest is holding two heavy balls and her neck is holding just one  – Hollywood Tuna 

Screw Mel Gibson and Gerard Butler! Kenneth the Page and ASkars were the best bromance of the weekend – The Superficial 

The terrified look on a dog’s face when it knows it’s about to become a $50,000 purse from The Row – ICYDK

Selena Gomez is back to feeding Justin Bieber a baby bottle of Sizzurp three times a day – IDLYITW

The most shocking thing about these pictures of Jennifer Love Hewitt is that those fug elephant flap boots aren’t on Brit Brit’s hooves – Popoholic

Slap me down with your magnifying glass, Detective La Toya, because for three milliseconds I thought this was an old picture of Michael Jackson. I have sinned! – Hollywood Rag

Bruce Willis eats his child bride’s mouth on the red carpet – Just Jared

Fidel Castro is alive and reppin’ for Lacoste – Buzzfeed

FIIIIIIIIIIINALLY! Tea bagging is coming to Broadway! – Jezebel

Drew Barrymore should’ve given herself the stop sign hand when she went to buy that ugly bag – Popsugar

Dear Big Boi, Star Jones would love her fur back. It’s cold. – Crunk + Disorderly

Even Ashley Greene’s drunk faces are boring – Celebslam 

Bill Murray’s stache beard is a work of art – SOW

A walk down memory lane with Beyonce’s nose – Cityrag

Justin Timberlake didn’t call Brit Brit a bitch – I’m Not Obsessed