Afternoon Crumbs

Elton John served up some Grandpa Howdy Doody realness in a picture with his new baby. And as the photographer took this picture, Elton John made a poopy in his Pampers at the exact same time his new baby made a poopy in his Pampers. That is what I call bonding. – Towleroad

Marion Cotillard and Guillaume Canet’s public displays of affection at The Grove look like it was directed by Fellini. All fancy and shit – Lainey Gossip 

Jen from Dark Crystal is looking hot – Celebitchy

“Where oh where did I put Granny Spears’ good crocheted lace table runner?” asked Daddy Spears – The Superficial 

Vintage words of wisdumb from Wonky McValtrex and Nicole Richie – The Berry 

The chipmunk Slytherin goes bra-less on Cosmo – Drunken Stepfather

The raccoon Kewpie doll goes goes topless in Jalouse – Hollywood Tuna 

Michelle “Not The Marilyn Monroe One” Williams tries to act like she’s too busy to perform at the Super Bowl – Jezebel

What a terrible insult to all drag queens – ICYDK

Natalie Portman’s dress looks like a deflated Sno-Ball and now I miss Hostess again – Popoholic

Even January Jones’ hair can’t stand her – IDLYITW

Sean Stewart knows that Adrienne Maloof only deserves the finer things in life – I’m Not Obsessed

Meanwhile, Blue Ivy Carter is wearing a hat made from a real panda head. She’s showing Suri up again! – Just Jared

Anderson Cooper getting a blow job. That is all. – Buzzfeed

And today’s special is freshly waxed Olympic swimmer ass – OMG Blog

The sight of a memaw drop kicking another memaw is definitely what I needed today – Crunk + Disorderly

Harpo, who dis woman? – Cityrag

Marky Mark’s huge arms sort of look like two pairs of butt cheeks – Hollywood Rag

I’m pretty sure they used an old Judy Tenuta wax figure to make Katy Perry’s wax figure – Celebslam

Goldie Hawn taking a picture of Kurt Russell in front of Kate Hudson’s Ann Taylor ad is kind of cute… – Popsugar