Afternoon Crumbs

“Now THIS is what Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer is supposed to sound like” said my ears after listening to DMX’s version – Videogum

INJUSTICE! David Beckham says goodbye to the L.A. Galaxy and keeps his top on while doing so – Lainey Gossip

The Daily is dead – Towleroad

Hayden Pantyairs should probably stop by the nearest gas station to put some air into those deflating titty sacks – Hollywood Tuna 

Brandi Glanville and LeAnn Rimes both need less Twitter in their lives – Celebitchy

Chris Brown is back on Twitter, but more importantly why is that sleeping bag attacking RiRi and why does it look like she has a black eye? – The Superficial 

Ciara still gets invited to events – Popoholic

Anne Hathaway isn’t buying anything for herself next year and I wouldn’t either if I got thousands of dollars worth of designer clothes for free – The Berry 

Marisa Miller is topless…pregnant…and posing in Allure – Drunken Stepfather

Um, when those Islamic protesters are done with their “KIM GO HOME” signs, can I borrow them? – IDLYITW

I really hope AC Slater did “The Slater Dance” at his wedding reception – Popsugar

Katherine (insert “hacking up a loogie” sound here) steps out with her new baby friend and that’s nice and everything, but what is going on with her wavy Farrah Fawcett hair? – ICYDK

The new Harry Osborn looks like a young Leonardo DiCaprio – Just Jared

David Duchovny has done everyone including Minnie Driver – Celebslam

Howard Stern’s got another $15 million paycheck – SOW

Is Bo Obama stoned? – Hollywood Rag 

Earnoying puppy – Cityrag

Kristen Stewart’s dress looks like a doily covered in cum balls – I’m Not Obsessed