Night Crumbs

Cruella de Stone shows the young hos how to really make a hose (or two, or three, or four) rise  – Lainey Gossip

Your day isn’t complete without a new set of pictures from the never-ending “Hilary Duff Walks To Her Car” series – Popoholic

Phoebe Price needs to call up her lawyers, because Sophie Turner is totally stealing her “random posing in the middle of an airport” act – Hollywood Tuna 

Guy Ritchie and Jacqui Ainsley had another baby and they’re lucky that this one’s not a boy or Madonna would’ve dated him in 18 years – Celebitchy

Dr. Oz should stick to telling us how our poops should be shaped like bananas  – Towleroad

I am only for this if Wolverine gets a big song and dance number at the end – The Superficial 

S&M Nickelodeon-style – Drunken Stepfather

Kristen Stewart needs to take her hair to the pet groomers – Popsugar

Jude Law is okay with not being the twink anymore – The Berry 

Here’s Owen Wilson’s nipples, because why not? – Just Jared

It looks like Zachary Quinto keeps a box of Veet For Your Butt in his bathroom cabinet – OMG Blog

And yet, this was still less painful than being married to Kim Kardashian for 72 seconds – Hollywood Rag 

Yes, Amanda Bynes is still insane – Cityrag

The blood stains on Halle Berry’s driveway is totally a selling point – I’m Not Obsessed

The only thing I see is a spinning corn vibrator – Videogum

Kelly Monaco has a sex tape and those six words might be the most boring thing I’ve written all day. That’s saying a lot – Celebslam

Gabriel Aubry and Olivier Martinez are still playing that “No, HE started it!” game – ICYDK