Hot Slut Of The Day!

November 29, 2012 / Posted by: Michael K

lvroper1959, a cougar chanteuse who is crooning her way to a restraining order.

Demi Moore and Madonna better pull out their notepads and pens and take note, because this is how you woo a young piece. Or maybe I’m confusing “woo a young piece” with “make a young piece get ADT for his dorm room.” 19-year-old Johnny Manziel (aka Johnny Football) plays football for Texas A&M and apparently he might win the Heisman. Johnny Football hasn’t won the Heisman yet, but he has won the heart of this Texas rose.

The writers of “Johnny Angel” have never been prouder, because Johnny’s #1 fan has reworked their song into an ode for her favorite college freshmen football player. Every time Johnny makes the football fly, she gets the tingles.

And why do I have a feeling that from now on whenever Johnny hears finger snapping, he’s going to get the scared shakes and start looking for the nearest exit?

via Deadspin

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