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Grandma Evelyn Clint Arbuckle (as voiced by Pat Carroll aka Ursula), Jon’s motorcycle-driving, chainsaw-wielding, gourmet-cooking hot grandma on Garfield’s Thanksgiving Special!

Charlie Brown’s Thanksgiving Special airs every damn year and it aired again last night, because Charlie Brown will forever be an attention whore who has to claim every holiday as his own. But even though Charlie Brown is in our faces every year, we should remember the other legendary holiday specials like Garfield’s Thanksgiving Extravaganza, which features a very important cameo by Grandma Arbuckle. Grandma Arbuckle was only in Garfield’s Thanksgiving and Christmas episodes, but she’s the one who made those two episodes extremely special events.

In Garfield’s Thanksgiving Special, Jon’s dumb ass completely screws up dinner and he’s afraid his stoned lady piece Liz is going to get mad at him. So he calls up Grandma Arbuckle to save the day and she roars in on her bike. Grandma Arbuckle, who’s obviously the style icon of that fancy cake lady, is a tornado of hyper energy and she’s probably like that because she mixes liquid meth into her Metamucil (Methamucil?). Grandma Arbuckle should probably take a hit from Garfield’s bong to calm down, but then she wouldn’t have been able to whip up Jon’s Thanksgiving dinner in ten seconds flat.

We should all take tips from Grandma Arbuckle, because this methed-out memaw knows how to make a Thanksgiving dinner (click to the 7:05 mark):

Okay, I take back my “grandma needs to hit the bong” comment, because she obviously hits the bong as much as she hits the meth pipe. Only a seasoned stoner would make deep fried turkey casserole. I bet Grandma Arbuckle taught Paula Deen everything she knows. I also bet that Grandma Arbuckle’s Thanksgiving dinner would look even more delicious if I had hard boiled egg eyes like Garfield, Liz, Jon and Odie.

Happy Thanksgiving to everyone who celebrates this gluttony mess of a holiday. I am thankful for hard boiled egg eyes, canned cranberry logs, Grandma Arbuckle, you and the mind-numbing substances you take in order to get through one of my posts.