Night Crumbs

The only thing this picture of Megan Fox in her husband’s new TV show tells me is that her nipples tasted like black licorice that night – Popoholic

Justin Bieber will eventually get to Selena Gomez when he writes a note in homeroom and gives it to Crystal who will pass it to the guy in the headgear who will pass it to the girl who eats her mocos who will pass it to Selena. You can run, you can hide, but you can’t escape homeroom, Selena. – Lainey Gossip

Those gay boys on Days of Our Lives finally got laid – Towleroad

In “Harpo, Who Dis Woman?” news, Leighton Meester doesn’t look like Leighton Meester in Flaunt. She looks more like Kim Kardashian in a coat made of Khloe’s back hair – Hollywood Tuna 

This new Gwyneth Paltrow wax figure from GOOP looks more human than the real thing. That’s a wax figure, right? – Celebitchy

Please tell me this is all just a ruse to finally catch and arrest Kim Kardashian for crimes against humanity – The Superficial 

Terry Richardson and Lady CaCa join gross forces to ruin cake for everyone – Drunken Stepfather

50 Cent is no Mimi…. or Liza Minnelli… or Jeanne Bice (RIP) or the other beautiful messes of shopping television – Videogum

Season 3 of American Horror Story will be a shot-by-shot recreation of Keeping Up with the Kardashian’s first season and Jessica Lange will play Bruce – SOW

If Goofy dragged it up as Minnie Mouse – ICYDK

How is the world continuing to turn when Kristen Stewart didn’t bare her ass at a Twilight premiere? – Just Jared

Posh Does Dallas – Popsugar

And on November 13, 1993, Kurt Cobain wore the exact same outfit – Cityrag

But more importantly, Italian Noblemen knew that a pair of red pantyhose really make the look – OMG Blog 

“Oh, I bet if I was on that cover, you would think that cover was the help and you’d rudely ignore it!” – Don Lemon to Jonah Hill – The Berry 

I’m sure you already saw this on CNN, but Ryan Phillippe went grocery shopping at Ralph’s yesterday – I’m Not Obsessed

I am only okay with this if Breitling starts making cock watches and David Beckham models ’em – Hollywood Rag