Night Crumbs

November 13, 2012 / Posted by: Michael K

Keira Knightley tells Allure: “I don’t mind exposing my tits because they’re so small — people really aren’t that interested” Speak for yourself, KK! Justin Bieber’s eventual spread in Playboy is going to be a best seller! – UsWeekly

Teen Wolf’s dad has sweet moves – Lainey Gossip

Madge visits Far Rockaway, wears a Teresa Giudice hat while doing so – Towleroad

Loaded Magazine is still trying to make the Nicky Hilton of the Ecclestone Sisters happen – Drunken Stepfather

That is one fancy censor bar over Teresa Palmer’s titties – Hollywood Tuna

I judge every single model who wants to get it on with Justin Bieber and this is coming from an admirer of gold diggers – The Superficial

James Franco is an award-winning blogger now, because of course he is – Celebitchy

Terry Richardson took time away from sniffing up Lady GaGa’s ass to shoot a commercial with Candice Swanepoel – IDLYITW

Selena Gomez’s dress looks like something a slutty Catholic mother would wear to her kid’s first communion – Popoholic

Ke$ha has no eyebrows and I’m guessing it’s because she smoked her brow hairs one night – The Berry

The Silver Fox on gaydar – OMG Blog

Award-winning blogger James Franco shows up to a Gucci store opening in Brazil. Surprisingly, he didn’t get an award for it – Just Jared

Selena Gomez hates Miley Cyrus. Kids. – ICYDK

Oh, Nicole Kidman, that wasn’t a bubble you were in. That was the locked cell Tommy Girl kept you in so he could go to the Scientology bath house late at night without you finding out – Popsugar

Or maybe Jon Hamm is just in the middle of letting out one of those slow farts – Celebslam

In case you were hoping to overdose on duckface today… – SOW

Ke$hit’s new fur collection is going to be made entirely of pubes, right? – Hollywood Rag

The Louisiana trailer park flower looks as exquisite and refined as always – Cityrag

Haven’t we all done this? – I’m Not Obsessed

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